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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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