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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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See You Later

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