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Developing a good relationship with your spouse

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

He hadn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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