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Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

He hadn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy. - Chinese Proverb

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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