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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

He has not a single redeeming defect. - Benjamin Disraeli

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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