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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy. - Chinese Proverb

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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