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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going. - Earl Nightingale

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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