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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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