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Hungry Kookaburras

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Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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