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Hungry Kookaburras

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Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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