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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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