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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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