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How To Argue With A Woman

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How To Argue With A Woman thanks to Howard Chapman

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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