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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. - Groucho Marx

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. - Catullus

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things. - Archie Bunker

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary W. Little

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard


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