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The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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