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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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