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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin


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