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God's tweet to Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro

High Five, Son thanks to MaryLou Congo

Christ the Redeemer - a statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Considered the largest Art Deco statue in the world from 1931 until 2010
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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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