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Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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