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Less is a bore. - Robert Venturi

You settle for less, you get less. - Brandi L. Bates

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less. - Paul Brown

You will receive what you ask for no more, no less. - Marc Allen

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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