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Less is a bore. - Robert Venturi

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth. - WC Fields

You will receive what you ask for no more, no less. - Marc Allen

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. - Bilbo Baggins

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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