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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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