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Fate is character. - William Winter

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky


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