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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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