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Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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