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Fate is character. - William Winter

Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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