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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown


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