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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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