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Frozen French Stop Sign

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Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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