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Frozen French Stop Sign

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Frozen French Stop Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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