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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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