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Free Puzzle

Where one man's garbage is another man's gold

Free Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to spread puzzle-meant creativity to the whole neighbourhood

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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