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Fishing Dog

Big fish that got away reported on the dock

Fishing Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mildred was searching for dogfish that day

Fishing for an illusive prize fish
Big fish that got away reported on the dock

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If Columbus has an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. - Arthur J. Goldberg

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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