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Fishing Dog

Big fish that got away reported on the dock

Fishing Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mildred was searching for dogfish that day

Fishing for an illusive prize fish
Big fish that got away reported on the dock

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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