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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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