#1 humor site on the 'net

Far Wood Sale

Don't have to go far to find Bubba's firewood

Far Wood Sale thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


Door Wreath

Underwater Radar Trap

Escherlator

Safe Removals

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Ice Hand

Invisible Homeless Man

African Meal on Wheels

Hair Notes

Ant Attack

Spotted Spotters

Different Drugs

Demo House For Sale

Redneck Holiday

Best Fairy Tale

Labor Ready Mall

Tetris Construction

Spider Girl

Kwik-Mart Math

If IKEA Ran GM

Winterized Motorcycle

Hooters Face Mask

Steep Steps