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Cleaning up relationships

Fairy Soap thanks to Keith Blake

The Fairbank Company tries cleaning up its act Down South

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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