#1 humor site on the 'net

Exercise Tool For Seniors

For all my senior friends, please do not overdue it

Exercise Tool For Seniors thanks to Roy Taylor

QuotaBills
My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


Hogwart's Other Bridge

Excalibutter

As The World Turns

Bird Condo

Legal Assistance For All

Chinese Law School

Do Not Stack

Stairway Chute

Walkway Not

Pirate Vacation

How Not To Prop Start Your Plane

Redneck Spaghetti

Wild Game Nutrition Guide

Alaska Gas

Definition Of A Good Friend

Redneck Car Repair

Self-Propelled Rocket

Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam