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Escalator Performance

Cautious escalator takes acting lessons

Escalator Performance thanks to Jim Serritella

A moving staircase that doesn't move

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How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Fran├žois de La Rochefoucauld

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker. - Robert Downey Jr.

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you don't see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner. - Zig Ziglar

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting;
T'was only that when he was off he was acting. - Oliver Godsmith

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

No matter how well you perform, there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thins it's lousy. - Laurence Olivier

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us. - Lily Tomlin

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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