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Employee Promotion

Some things never change in the office

Employee Promotion thanks to Jim Serritella

Promoting employees: how to do it right - the boss

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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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