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Elderly Rocker

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan


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