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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

That ain't superstition - that's self-perservation. - Archie Bunker

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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