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Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

The essence of greatness is neglect of the self. - James Anthony Froude

Self-actualizing people must be what they can be. - Wayne Dyer

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. - Ambrose Bierce

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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