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Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready

Egg Tester thanks to Mike King

No sense in crying over spilled eggs

Get cracking with farm fresh eggs
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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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