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How to uninstall a suspended or drop ceiling

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. - Jerry Seinfeld

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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