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Driftwood Lion

Standing guard over driftwood for sale

Driftwood Lion thanks to Sandy Burpee

Driftwood is wood that has been washed onto a shore or beach of a sea, lake, or river by the action of winds, tides or waves. It's a form of marine debris or tidewrack.

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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