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Driftwood Lion

Standing guard over driftwood for sale

Driftwood Lion thanks to Sandy Burpee

Driftwood is wood that has been washed onto a shore or beach of a sea, lake, or river by the action of winds, tides or waves. It's a form of marine debris or tidewrack.

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant


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