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Driftwood Lion

Standing guard over driftwood for sale

Driftwood Lion thanks to Sandy Burpee

Driftwood is wood that has been washed onto a shore or beach of a sea, lake, or river by the action of winds, tides or waves. It's a form of marine debris or tidewrack.

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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