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Doggie Bag

Dog backpack carriers for the man on the go

Doggie Bag thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Pet Pouch for the Pooch

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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