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DJ Birthday

A DJ's music mixer inspired from the kitchen

DJ Birthday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How DJ's get a good mix to their music selection

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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