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Debt Sentence

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Debt Sentence thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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