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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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