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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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