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Cut-Off Deadline

Running out of time - holding on to the last minute

Cut-Off Deadline thanks to Mel Hardman

Time Management - Learn better ways to manage your time

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson


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