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Come And Go

We came from the earth and shall return to the earth

Come And Go thanks to Cornie Stevens

Watching the coming and going of Historic Relationships

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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