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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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