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Cold Books thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Make ample time to read for enjoyment and pleasure

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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