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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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