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Coffin Escape

Making a quick exit before the final curtain call

Coffin Escape thanks to Mike King

Is someone coughin' in your coffin?

Coffin Escape thanks to Mike King

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Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown


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