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Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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