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Wooly Jumper or A Sweater with Big Pockets?

Clangeroo thanks to Mel Hardman

By the 6th day, God was running low on ideas

Wooly Jumper or A Sweater with Big Pockets: a cross between a kangaroo and a sheep. Kangaroos and Wallabies cannot be crossed, although they are both macropods and members of the kangaroo family.

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