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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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