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Canadian Parking

How to insulate and keep your car warm during a Canadian winter

Canadian Parking thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Canada - the home of cold storage parking

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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