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Cold package delivery in the Moistwest Territories

Canadian Mail thanks to Jillian Hannigan

So, how cold was it for mail carriers last week?

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Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

That letter's too old! What I mean to say - it's subspired. - Archie Bunker

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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