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Canadian Car Crash

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Canadian Car Crash thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Things are a little different in Canada

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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