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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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