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Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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