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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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