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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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