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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

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