#1 humor site on the 'net

Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

QuotaBills
Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


Kayak Funeral

Split Screen View

Ant Strength

Paper Scissors Cop

Safegun

Ultimate Spice Rack

Aging Cyclist

Yarn Bombing a Bus

Cell Phone Athlete

The Spacebar

Africa Car Security

Sand Faces

Train Boat

Water Rickshaw

That Way

Week Sales for the Weak

Hazardous Delivery

Nothing Can Compete With A Good Book

Camouflage Pro

Morning Paper

Diabetes Medication

India Plumbers

How To Prevent Cheating

Worst Job in the Army