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Bus Stuck Passenger

Maybe not the best way to catch a breath of fresh air

Bus Stuck Passenger thanks to Mike King

Road safety for passing bus passengers

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A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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