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Buddha Plane

Change of flight plans in China

Buddha Plane thanks to Keith Blake

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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