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British League of Pessimists

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British League of Pessimists thanks to Jill Hamelin

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes

Pessimism - a state of mind in which one anticipates undesirable outcomes, or believes that the hardships in life outweigh the good

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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